Pauses... are important.

Adios.

Absolutely Not.

Via Criggo, a site at which I would recommend wasting several hours.

You had me at "marshmallow"

Rarely does one get the opportunity to look into the face of her future self and say, "Yes, this is worth the loss of my dignity. I accept your offer of $49.95, fate."

Something in Pink

Last night, Nicole won America's Next Top Model wearing... this. Where do you start when mocking something like this? Shiny cowboy fringe? Sheer bejeweled turtleneck? White slip/pencil skirt? Come on.

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Worlds Collide

Why is this happening?