Pauses... are important.

Flirt Repellent

I appreciate the truth in advertising because it is not a particularly attractive shirt, but Anti-Flirt?! Is it like a protective shield? Some dude rolls up on you like, "Hey girl, were you checking me out...? Oh! Wait- no. I see. I hadn't read your shirt. My apologies."

QWOP

This game is so hard, yet so funny. It brought me to tears.

Family Love Netflix

FOX:

NETFLIX:

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT FANS:

Images: The Bluth Company

Uh oh.

"Nailed it."

I haven't laughed this hard in years.

"Man, that jury is gonna fall in love with you..."

Via The Bluth Company.

"This is a place!"

Check out those stellar reviews!

Supreme Pizza

Gangster

From Married to the Sea.

Pay a Dog to Burn Down a Hospital

I can not stop looking at you. What is the deal your that haircut? Are you made out of Koosh Balls? What are you smiling for? You're funny, sloth.

Also, there's this.

Image via Erin Everett

I'm With Penny

Take that, chipmunk.

Cantina Band

If you thought that was funny, try it auf Deutsch!

In Stitches

Treat Me Like a Yam, Baby

NY Times made this slideshow of indecipherable signs. The above is my favorite.

New Zealand- Better Than Old Zealand

Those of you who watch Flight of the Conchords know that a running theme is the terrible New Zealand tourism posters in Murray's office. For example:

For this poster, Murray wisely suggests perhaps another exclamation point.

Imagine my delight when, while playing Facebook Scrabble this afternoon, I came across this actual New Zealand tourism ad on the side bar.

That's the best you've got, New Zealand?! As seen on America's Next Top Model?! Cycle 14, no less! That means that the ANTM producers found 13 more photogenic/interesting/relevant countries to take their waifs before they finally gave up and chose you. Honestly, you'd be better off with this:

It's less sad.

Eagles Are All About Efficiency

This is the funniest grammatical commentary I've read in a while.

Image via Hyperbole and a Half.

Monitoring Ray

Via Achewood Comics.

Pepe the King Prawn, ok?

"5 easy payments of $3.99?"