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"Man, that jury is gonna fall in love with you..."

Via The Bluth Company.

Adios.

Run Away! Run Away!

(L-R: Eric Idle, Graham Chapman, Michael Palin, John Cleese, Terry Jones, Terry Gilliam)

First, she-who-must-not-be-named ousted Michael and became the most famous Palin in the world. Now, class A moron Terry Jones is dethroning Welsh wonder Terry Jones. I suppose it's fitting that the Pythons are under attack by their obvious mortal enemies: super stupid people. If you meet anybody named Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle or Terry Gilliam that's attempting to enter the public sphere, you may as well just slap them in the face with a fish before they even open their mouth to speak.

Cantina Band

If you thought that was funny, try it auf Deutsch!

Emmy Dreaming?

You can't spell Rita Wilson without "Aw, no."

In Stitches

New Zealand- Better Than Old Zealand

Those of you who watch Flight of the Conchords know that a running theme is the terrible New Zealand tourism posters in Murray's office. For example:

For this poster, Murray wisely suggests perhaps another exclamation point.

Imagine my delight when, while playing Facebook Scrabble this afternoon, I came across this actual New Zealand tourism ad on the side bar.

That's the best you've got, New Zealand?! As seen on America's Next Top Model?! Cycle 14, no less! That means that the ANTM producers found 13 more photogenic/interesting/relevant countries to take their waifs before they finally gave up and chose you. Honestly, you'd be better off with this:

It's less sad.

Wii Streaming Movies

If you have a Wii (which I assume you already do in order to play your daily Mario), Netflix just made your life a lot better. Whereas before your instant queue was only watchable on your laptop, they're now offering streaming videos through your Wii for your TV. We just got our setup disc in the mail today and within a few short minutes I was being disappointed by Julie & Julia* on the big screen. Technology is a wonderful thing.

*Meryl Streep, Stanley Tucci and the city of Paris were great. Amy Adams was unbearably annoying.

Image from here.

On Deadwood

I am so excited to start season two (again) tomorrow. Look at that promo! Come on! It's just so good!

Tracy Jordan is a character, you say?

I know this should be the least of my concerns, but who taught him that you say the state and then the city when saying where you are? "I'm in Texas El Paso! Somebody's gonna get pregnant!"

How LOSTies Make a P.B.J.

Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly

Kate

1. Make separate sandwiches, one with peanut butter and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the peanut butter sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the jelly sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow peanut butter or jelly sandwich into grave danger

Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of jelly at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of peanut butter lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical peanut butter and jelly sandwich and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite

Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sandwich anyway
3. Realize that you were the instrument by which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time

Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum

Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol or Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like

Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sandwich “brother”
3. Place peanut butter slice over jelly slice
4. Spread jelly on the other slice
5. Spread peanut butter on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly

Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim you coerced them into making the sandwich for you all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make you another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like

Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as you start making it, get shot

Danielle
1. Apply peanut butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich

Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, peanut butter

Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse
1. Make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say you had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts

I straight stole this from my friend Cara's blog, but it was too funny to pass up and I know she'll forgive me because I'm taking her to In-N-Out before we watch LOST tonight. In-N-Out heals all wounds.

Via Examiner.com.

Mathmagicians

KEEP BEHOLDING!

Little Spike Rickeman

So I was stalking a pregnant friend-of-a-friend on Facebook (yes, that does sound creepy) and she had a photo of her future spawn from this site makemebabies.com. I knew immediately what I was going to do for the rest of the evening. It ended up bringing tears to my eyes for two reasons: First, I laughed so hard I cried. Second, I decided to never have children for obvious reasons, which made me sad thinking of all the jokes other little kids will never get to make about our kid's enormous forehead.

By the way, how much does this website remind you of Mommy, What Will I Look Like? from Arrested Development?

SNL Review

Joseph Gordon-Levitt did a really great job on SNL last night. He had to sing in almost every sketch, and he looked completely comfortable the whole time. I think he's a real performer and I'm looking forward to following his career. He's also hot like spicy mustard.

In related news, Al Gore was hilarious on SNL last night. I was dying during Weekend Update when he said he was going to plant trees on politicians' lawns in the middle of the night and tape toy guns to their branches so they'd wake up and think the trees were coming back for their revenge.

Something in Pink

Last night, Nicole won America's Next Top Model wearing... this. Where do you start when mocking something like this? Shiny cowboy fringe? Sheer bejeweled turtleneck? White slip/pencil skirt? Come on.

You're Not Going to See This on Sesame Street Anymore...

Sub-par-way

So did Subway just decide it had mastered the sandwich and that it needed to move on to another food completely? Well, I've got news for you, Subway. Bad news. You are not good at sandwiches. So maybe you should focus on the war at home and leave pizza out of it. Oh, yeah, that reminds me, The War at Home also sucks.

Band of Brothers

There's nothing like watching Band of Brothers to make you feel like the biggest weenie with the least significant problems on planet Earth.

Worlds Collide

Why is this happening?