I'm looking for something that says "Dad likes leather."

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Pauses... are important.

Disappointed.

Apparently the stage direction was (DISAPPOINTED). Kevin Sorbo misinterpreted.

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Robot Sandwich Faceslam

This commercial makes me cry laughing every time. Carl's Jr., you're welcome for the free publicity garnered for your chicken sandwich from me, a vegetarian. Sorry PETA.

(Coincidentally, Robot Sandwich Faceslam is an amazing band name.)

Run Away! Run Away!

(L-R: Eric Idle, Graham Chapman, Michael Palin, John Cleese, Terry Jones, Terry Gilliam)

First, she-who-must-not-be-named ousted Michael and became the most famous Palin in the world. Now, class A moron Terry Jones is dethroning Welsh wonder Terry Jones. I suppose it's fitting that the Pythons are under attack by their obvious mortal enemies: super stupid people. If you meet anybody named Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle or Terry Gilliam that's attempting to enter the public sphere, you may as well just slap them in the face with a fish before they even open their mouth to speak.

Tracy Jordan is a character, you say?

I know this should be the least of my concerns, but who taught him that you say the state and then the city when saying where you are? "I'm in Texas El Paso! Somebody's gonna get pregnant!"

SNL Review

Joseph Gordon-Levitt did a really great job on SNL last night. He had to sing in almost every sketch, and he looked completely comfortable the whole time. I think he's a real performer and I'm looking forward to following his career. He's also hot like spicy mustard.

In related news, Al Gore was hilarious on SNL last night. I was dying during Weekend Update when he said he was going to plant trees on politicians' lawns in the middle of the night and tape toy guns to their branches so they'd wake up and think the trees were coming back for their revenge.